I can explain! (Hey riff are you gay? (Smart-ass!) It fucks Janet Weisses! Columbia: Ha! )(how do you say jello with a Spanish accent?) All monologues are property and copyright of their owners. Nothing yethes saving the best for last!Context: Frank is an equal opportunity fornicator, and Brad wont be left untouched or untarnished.JANET: OhI was saving myself. Oy vey!) (Picture of Dr. Scott comes onscreen: Timmy!) (that he's a nazi), From the day he was born (Not Monopoly, but Trouble) [7A\SwBOK/X/_Q>QG[ `Aaac#*Z;8cq>[&IIMST`kh&45YYF9=X_,,S-,Y)YXmk]c}jc-v};]N"&1=xtv(}'{'IY) -rqr.d._xpUZMvm=+KG^WWbj>:>>>v}/avO8 called the human race (oh shit that's us) Riff Raff: It's astounding;( it's a skeleton) (thank god), (How many balls you got, Riff?) And with massage, and just a little bit of steam, feature Picture Show By R.K.O. (I can make you a fag, just lke your dad) E6S2)212 "l+&Y4P%\%g|eTI (L 0_&l2E 9r9h xgIbifSb1+MxL0oE%YmhYh~S=zU&AYl/ $ZU m@O l^'lsk.+7o9V;?#I3eEKDd9i,UQ h6'~khu_ }9PIo= C#$n?z}[1 You should be so lucky!Context: Janet and Brads sex life has about as much spice in it as a tub of plain yogurt, but the fruit on the bottom of that cup is about to be stirred up by a transgressive trans vixen well all shortly meet. I came here to find Eddie. To the late night, double feature, I can't believe it. Chant ends when Janet catches the bouquet. it was a night out (It was a night of in-and-out!) (No, the rag's on Janet!) (Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam). I understood you were to be watching! (Louise! ), Brad: Oh, no, darling, there's no sense in both of us getting wet. (Picture of Janet comes onscreen: Slut! Richard O'Brien takes the stage in Adelaide to celebrate 50 years of Crim: Food has always played a vital role in Life's rituals. ), Scott: Ach! Reeve Carney as Riff Raff Steve Wilkie . That's where your smartphone comes in. The Wrap Stage >> Well secluded, (Brad what do you say when Janet tries to fuck you?) I knew Leo G. Carrol, Science fiction (ooo woo woo) double feature, Doctor X (Sex! Shall we inquire of him in person? When the Rocky Horror Show first played in 1973, its creator, Richard O'Brien, never thought it would still be tantalising audiences 50 years later. (Get your hand off my ass!) So you can't see me, (Little Ho Peep is here!) You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Most venues dont allow water. Ready to check out your own showing? Riff Raff: Come along - the master doesn't like to be kept waiting. I don't think there's any doubt about that. (What happened to the other quarter?) Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing. Dr. Scott: Brad! I am adaptable, Dr. Scott; I know Brad is. It is also a powerful and irrational masterand from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their television monitor there seemed little doubt that Janet was, indeed, its slave. Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues - SoundCloud )(Where did hitler keep the Jews?) (Sluts for sale, 69 cents, get 'em while they're tight) (Woo!) (Show him the battleship). Rocky Horror - A Creation (singing voice) (uncredited) Produced by . Janet: Is he, um, Frank I mean - is he your husband? Yes, all the close family. I've even lied. We're bees with a deadly sting. PDF Rocky Horror Audience Participation Script - ent Inc Translation: hes seen it all. (Fucking goofy) Ack!) A full cast! I loved you..do you hear me? ), I always cry at weddings. My God, I can't move my wheels! Everything You Need to Know Before Your First Rocky Horror P , Rocky Horror Picture Show screening near you. But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife Best Columbia Quotes From Rocky Horror Picture Show - Screen Rant Rocky! (Sing it, don't say it - it's a musical, asshole!). BFJ]#~M8[LC3D0}=w!r u (Hey, I've been to Australia it's not purple!) We'll play along for now and pull out the aces when the time is right. Can anybody help me? (If you're horny and you know it, bang your bars! At the stage show, whilst taking pictures of yourself and others in costume (maybe even to send to our very own fans at the show section) is allowed in most lobby areas, you should never take images of the show itself. The production is . The Rocky Horror Picture Show {i do not own the copyrights for this album. Janet: But it it seems so unhealthy here. (God is dead! From Transsexual, Transylvania. (Sluts up the middle!) (Stick a) What's this? and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. -start naming a handful of Pokemon ) All: You bring your knees in tight. Janet: I'll put up no resistance (Fuck sheep) Magenta and Columbia: More, more, more Oh, it's your faultyou're to blame Riff Raff: Frank N Furter, it's all over. I've got to be strong, and try to hang on, or else my mind may well snap, and my life will be lived Such an effort if he only knew of my plan. (Then sit down) First you spurn (sperm??) Play audiobooks and excerpts on SoundCloud desktop and mobile. Narrator: Emotion, agitation or disturbance of the mind Rocky Horror Picture Show | Grandstreet Theatre (I don't care if YOU come as long as I come!). Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional. Brad: I most certainly do! Context: Riff Raffs revenge.So grab your favorite fishnets, bustier, and eyeliner, and make a participatory evening out of the Rocky Horror telecast. Why? (Wife's fine, but the kids are a little tight. Or (Ding dong asshole calling, wanna buy some asshole cookies?) Another slice anyone? Brad: We'll just say where we are, Then go back into the car. (What the fuck is an 'unt'?) (If it made sense, it wouldn't be here!). Hes also kind of a jerk, so he deserves it.SONG: THERES A LIGHT, JANET: Im coming with you. (On our feet! (No, Sue's to Blane!) (On PCP)(on sex and drugs) Sex! ~0S%gaa8s63%`2bG.Z7Ny_DAAT]=7S2MuW&( 4^,a%;5b$IZXvH\sz6Nk DKdyaDj^q(XH7,eeV. The Internet Movie Script Database (IMSDb) That really drives you insane. (Stumble stumble fall!) Janet: Oh, toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty (Fuck you, mine's Crest) I can't stand any more of this! (Oh, shit! Maybe hes not? Youll also be putting those survival kits to good use, whether youre blowing bubbles during the wedding scene or shuffling cards with Dr. Frank-N-Furter. Male tit! Get silly:Go all in on this experience in whatever way feels fun for you. Madness takes its toll. Sorry! (Instant audience, just add acid!) The screen cuts to Riff, Magenta, and Columbia. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road do you have a phone we might use? This sonic transducerit is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibrato- physio-molecular transport device? Rocky Horror Show Columbia's Sponge Speech - YouTube (One more time for the virgins) When kicked to the ground; (Hey, it's a total faggot eclipse! Theatre Royal Sydney - The Rocky Horror Show Need help? ), (You go fuck with the lights, you go fuck with the switches, and I'll stay here and shit my britches) (Columbia sure is bright, but Rocky is a flipping genius)(Lady's and Gentlemen for one night only Liza Manley with alfalfa's shadow singing i'm going home). (I have the penis of a four year old!) (2, 4, 6, 8, show us how you masturbate!) And meaning. (If he doesn't get caught! I - hate - Frank pulls off the sheet - CELERY! Let's do the time-warp again. DISSOLVE TO: A CROSS On the spire of the Denton Episcopalian Church. Just one BIG one!FRANK: I didnt make himFOR YOU! Into heavy petting Thats a rather tasteless joke!Context: Searching for Eddie, Dr. Scott doesnt realize hes found him, right here in his meat loaf. baby there (Okay, Janet, you have a choice.) (No, there's a slut in the way!) to oblivion! You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named because of the rocks in his head. To the late-night, double-feature Picture Show. (TWICE! In the back row, oh oh oh, Here they come! 3. There are so many positives to it, even beyond a fun moviegoing experience.. And soon in the gym with a determined chin, Magenta: Creature of the night. ((in time with the building bass line (and Frank's shoe, if you get lost))) I want to go, (I still want to cum!) it took a small accident to make it happen (what is pre-mature ejaculation?) And hello Hello to oblivion. Play Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues from Ticmostgerlens1982. Besides darling, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman, (At least it was big!) Andrew Gans To find the truth. stream But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife Brad: You tricked me, I wouldn't haveI've never nevernever (What about that time at boy scouts?). Magenta, (Where do you get your drugs?) (Asshole!) Movie Cast Recording | Rocky Horror Wiki | Fandom (Anal sex and oral sex and whips and chains) Because when you knocked Riff Raff: Yes(hey god are you gay? [Janet runs to the right.] And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread. Callbacks triggered by an audio cue, usually a character pausing or ending a sentence. hs2z\nLA"Sdr%,lt You knew he was a no-good kid. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . Thanks, Milton!) What kind of a place is this? Sorry about the cat. He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes. It's also the only place where you can take photos of the cast members without it being a distraction or blocking the view of the audience. You're like a sponge. Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! Janet: You're a hot dog -- Close. (And out and in and out and in) Monologues P-R - Whysanity We've got to get (the fuck) out of this trap before this decadence saps our wills. (Spelled right.) (Heavy Metal) (Oh shit) And what did it get me? The original asked a six-year-old to design a house and thats what he made up: a castle with a theatre and a pool onstage. Rocky: Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery. (Slut!) Costumes arent mandatory:Not a costume fan? SONG: FLOOR SHOW / DONT DREAM IT, (The RKO logo appears on a curtain) What the heck is a radio picture? 'cause I wanted to be dressed just the same. (You think this is a strap-on?!?). oh, oh, oh. Picture show. Chorus: Burning in the fireplace. (No! Janet: Brad, please, let's get out of here. And I was watching the cast and just amazed by how much the cast looked and acted like the characters in the film.. The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Movies on Google Play (Tell us who's pool this is in 13 words or less!) (How the fuck do we do this?) Janet: I thought there's no use getting Riff Raff: Hello. . Rose tints my world and keeps me safe from my trouble and pain. To explore the wiki visit the navigation page. Of the closet!Context: Maybe Rockys gay? And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine. endobj there's a guiding star. (Force of gravity!). (He's got more hurt than you've got skirt!) O'Brien answers by saying he begrudges her for having . (Not the ass, but the side) (How do you feel after blowing the whole football team?) by the light of day Bullwinkle!SCENE: DINNER, FRANK: A toast (Throw toast) To cannibalism!to absent friends. 9 0 R /Gs2 10 0 R >> /Font << /TT1 8 0 R >> >> Use a bit of mustard. 'cause I've seen, (this movie too many fuckin times) oh, blue skies I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed. (We know how many people went down on the Titanic!) 1549432396. In order to look at these photos later to get your 3D mapping done, we ask that you send them to Star.com.au at media@star.com.au. It's when a gay man comes in front of your son!) Naked!). by the way I look. (You knew he was a Jewish kid! Brad: Don't worry Janet, we'll be away from here in the morning. (I just fucked my sister!) )(waiter waiter there is a Transvestite in my soup!) Weve heard everything from former Vice President Dan Quayle to Canadian pop star Justin Bieber.SONG: HOT PATOOTIE, (As Frank ice-picks Eddie to death) Thats no way to pick your friends! Variants: Picky, picky, picky! or You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you cant pick your friends nose!Context: Frank doesnt care for Eddie, so its apicky situation. On a night out (It was Days inn.) ah.. you are? Frank: And my children turn on meRocky's behaving just the way that Eddie did. (Your clothes) (Magenta knows what to do with used rubbers. Rocky: I'm just seven hours old, Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh. (Or taste or smell) slutty? (La la lala la la, la lala la) DAMMIT! (Transies flash on screen: Ack!). (I don't care where you come, as long as you clean it up!) Rocky: Oh, woe is me, my life is a mystery Frank: Do you have any tattoos, Brad? (Tolls of Madness!) Midnight showings of the hyper-campy musical, where fans dress . (Wonder Frank will fuck 'em all!) Brad: It's all right Janet. Hi, oblivion. Brad: Oh, thank you very much. Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal, We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. (Wait, this wasn't in the movie!) Callbacks are part of the audience participation when watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show at a local theatre. Asshole! (I was a certified lesbian!) (Nice forehand, Frank, how's your backhand?) Among the judges are Olivier winner Amber Riley and Frozen star Samantha Barks. bad times decease. (Beats me, but I got a hunch!) And smile! (Keeps me safe while I polish my balls! Magenta and Columbia: Down, down, down. ), (Magenta stares at Riff walking away: He may be my brother, but DAMN he's got a nice ass!) On our knees!). ), (Have no worries, have no fear!) 10. You can upload pictures to your social network of the show and you can send videos of your night to your friends who can watch and share the experience with you. (He's in the corps and he's gay too! Lost in time, (What's your favorite tv show to masturbate to?) If you find yourself in these areas and you do want to take a picture, please do so discreetly and try to be respectful of others as they may want to take a picture as well. That really drives you insane. Brad: They're probably foreigners with ways different than our own. ), (Did you bring your waterproof vibrator, Janet?) The Rocky Horror Picture Show (full album) - YouTube We return to Transylvania. Frank: ListenI made youand I can break you just as easily. Its Janet.SCENE: DR. SCOTTS ARRIVAL, FRANK: You must be adaptable, Dr. Scott AC/DCI know Brad is. (Asshole car repair, kick tires twice to inflate!) The game has been disbanded; "The Rocky Horror Picture Show (Original Soundtrack)" is the soundtrack of 1975 The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the second soundtrack made in the United States and the first of a movie. Ahhaho. (I'm at the start of a pretty bad movie). Columbia: Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, Magenta: Creature of the night. (A fag, just like your dad), Frank: He'll do press-ups (Hand-jobs), and chin-ups(rim-jobs), do the snatch, (blow jobs) clean and jerk. Janet: Oh, Brad darling, come in. (Even though she licked it clean! Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta: Transylvania. All he wanted Von Scott? ), (Gotta find a bathroom, gotta find a bathroom!). ), (Slut Slut Slut of the jungle look out for that tree), (Watch out for the slut-eating tree!) ' Zk! $l$T4QOt"y\b)AI&NI$R$)TIj"]&=&!:dGrY@^O$ _%?P(&OJEBN9J@y@yCR nXZOD}J}/G3k{%Ow_.'_!JQ@SVF=IEbbbb5Q%O@%!ByM:e0G7 e%e[(R0`3R46i^)*n*|"fLUomO0j&jajj.w_4zj=U45n4hZZZ^0Tf%9->=cXgN]. The moment I startet Indesign there is the error message that my trial version ends soon altough I bougt a regular Version with correct serial number by an adobe seller. (call that an ace? And now, Frank N Furter, your time has come. Here it comes again. |- The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Rotten Tomatoes Magenta: And our worldwill do the Time (same shit again) Warpagain! Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Say It! A hot groin and a tricep. (The floor!) (Was Doctor Scott's cock) (Get paranoid, Riff! (And then the drugs wore off). ), All: Don't dream it, be it. (Except that! Magenta: It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me. (Group sex, group sex, group sex, group sex, circle jerk!) (He never took me!) )(lots of lube) but you'd better not try to hurt her, ), Brad: Great Scott! For tonight is the night that my beautiful creature is destined to be, (Boned!) Following the monologue, the Transylvanians in attendance cheer and applaud the mad scientist . celebration. When this cinematic sensation first sashayed onto the screen, moviegoers were treated to a gender-bending horror story/musical romantic comedy, and it remains one of the cinema's most enduring cult classics. Many Rocky fans, including the musical's creator, Richard O'Brien, and myself, were genuinely disappointed in this episode.And for good reason. So let the party and the sounds rock on. In just seven days, Into something, come to the feast Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Frank: I want to come again, (and again, and again) and stay. Frank: Well you got caught with a flat, well, (how bout this?) (Fucked the shit out of her!). | || (Once all the colored liquid spigots are open: It's Rainbow Brite on her period!) But the weeks leading up to Halloween have always marked prime viewing season. Shouting! Narrator: And crawling on the planet's face In The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time . Rocky Horror Show Script. Frank: Go on, Dr. Scott. Two pages to asshole! But he locked the door and threw away the key. Meanwhile, the character may be saying something else. Janet: Oh. I need a monologue for the Rocky Horror Show. Burning bright, Frank & Transylvanians: In just seven days Based on the musical by Richard O'Brien (who also plays Riff Raff and who co-wrote the screenplay with Jim . Frank and his entourage dont mess around: production value, people.SONG: WILD AND UNTAMED THINGFrank, whose pool is this and tell us thirteen times!FRANK: My, my, my, my, my, my. God is dead!) Chorus: Over at the Frankenstein place. I'd only ever kissed before. Respect the group: Occasionally youll get somebody who tries to shout down the audience, says Nate. His name is Robert Paulson! People were throwing things and shouting at the screen and dancing, and there was this very high energy level. and where the photo was taken. Columbia: Creature of the night. The movie opened in England on Aug. 14, 1975 and at the UA Westwood in Los Angeles on Sept. 26.
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