Well, finally we've got a few answers to give. Art by Sam Messerly. Granted, most of those relationships have not been particularly positive. Their first interaction was adversarial in Mothra vs Godzilla. To go into any more detail would quickly make this post X-rated. While movies have depicted him having a son or laying eggs that hatched into offspring, Godzilla has never been shown to have a wife or any other kind of mate. She proceeds to sing "Yume No Naka E," which was also sung in a concert scene in Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989) [check out this review for the Heart of Glass + Single Collection CD containing the song]. WebGodzilla ( Gojira? Dude: No more excuses. The moral of the commercial is that, with Venco, what you see is what you get, and Godzilla enjoys some licorice. Sorry, Beast Tree. Gojirando: Let's play addition"), and in the opening to the video, this girl (dressed in a conservative pink maid outfit with a very long skirt) actually can be seen dancing with Godzilla. How do you DO it, Godzilla? Right after Godzilla is mollified, a female monster appearsNewzilla, a bipedal beast with a frill, a cute bow, and glowing eyes. Godzilla (, Gojira), known as the King of the Monsters, is a giant, prehistoric monster (origins may vary) who is the star of the popular Godzilla franchise of films produced by Toho Company, Ltd. Who is Godzillas wife? (Godzilla uses a rude command form here, which I decided to translate in a spirited fashion. In a very short clip on Robot Chicken, we get a glimpse into the sex lives of two Godzillasone of them appears to be a female version of the Heisei Godzilla. Not only is he put off, but he is so shocked that he leaps high into the sky with enough force to reach escape velocity. Ghidorah (MonsterVerse Then Mechagodzilla, Mechani-Kong (with a machine gun), Moguera, and a souped-up Jet Jaguar piloted by an evil politician attack! Art by Sam Messerly. Art by Sam Messerly. Powers and abilities of Godzilla Okay, so their relationship (in the limited context of the commercial) kind of looks like a dog doing tricks for his master, and it's kind of weird that she never actually comes into the room. In a commercial for Venco, a Dutch licorice brand, a very goofy-looking Godzilla with. The most encouraging part of their relationship is simply that they seem to care about each other--and then Mechagodzilla shows up and kind of spoils everything. / Twitter. A more-detailed drawing portraying Godzilla with his wife, based on the unfortunately rather low-res video capture. Then, Spaceship-Rozan zooms off into space to find Godzilla Planet. Onlookers note that Godzilla is actually pretty cool except when he's hungry. Suddenly a female voice asks Godzilla to turn on the light ("Oheya wo akarukushite"light up the room)and whoever this lady is, she refers to Godzilla as "Darling"! Godzilla and Bette Midler on a date to the Makapuu Lighthouse, before they graduated high school. (The beasts from Big Man Japan beat her out, though.). In this commercial for NEC light bulbs, we see Godzilla watching Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla (1994) in a dimly lit room. In the 1991 manga anthology, The Godzilla Comic, two influential creative minds came together to create a minor Godzilla storyMinoru Kawasaki (writer), the eventual director of 2008 film The Monster X Strikes Back: Attack the G8 Summit and the 2004 film Calamari Wrestler, and Kia Asamiya (artist), creator of Silent Mobius and Martian Successor Nadesico, and frequent collaborator on Western comics (he has worked on Batman and X-Men comics, for example). Cadmium missiles, anti-Godzilla bacteria, Super-X and Super-X2, the Gotengo, spaceships, even Gunhed shows up. Luckily, Godzilla has a secret weaponflame breath, powered by eating super-spicy curry! Co. Ltd. Toho is the owner of all copyrights and trademarks in its respective films and characters, and all WebAnswer (1 of 3): Mothra is heroic no matter what the film. He offers her a beautiful tree in lieu of a bouquetbut he is rejected! Art by Sam Messerly. Dude: Excuse me, let me through. Why, he has made a karaoke tape, complete with a sticker with the words, "Papa's karaoke tape" written across it. Somehow, for some reason, a beautiful necromancer shows up and manages to make contact with Godzilla's consciousness, and she receives the following message from Godzilla's brain (I never thought I would write that sentence in my life): My name is Rozan. According to a brief tabloid article breathlessly reporting the scandalous relationship, Godzilla is described as "dancing the night away" at "Studio 58" before retreating to Lamomma's penthouse for some late-night loving. She flirts indiscriminately by blinking with her "amphibious lids" until Ghidera comes in and hits on her with the words, "I just came in from Planet X and I'm looking to stir up some trouble.". If Godzilla does manage to take damage, his cells have remarkable regenerative and reproductive properties. (At this point, a human-sized Godzilla dashes out of the room, to the great shock of the Dude. The girl is really getting into the dance, and Godzilla looks pretty happy, too. Still, Godzilla shows a lot more respect for women that Kong usually does). At one point, when Baragon offers to bring Gojirin some fruit, Godzilla gets mad and insists that he will bring her fruit as well, showing (again) how much he cares for her. Many Loves of Godzilla: An Exploration & Ranking of Godzilla's Sundry Significant Others, Flirty Snickers Girl 0.1 millisieverts of love, Spirit of the Beast Tree 1,000 millisieverts of love, Lotto-Loving Girl 1,500 millisieverts of love, Snickers Dancing Girl 2,000 Millisieverts of Love, Nancy "Debbie" Archer 2,000 millisieverts, Sa-chan, Midori, Mako, Keiko, Sei-chan, Harumi, Kuni, Miko, Toshie, etc, etc. They will always have their dance though ("Oneechan," who isn't even given a name in the credits, was played by Kyouko Watanabe, who was part of the pop band Buka-Buka.). Gigan and King Ghidorah began their assault on Tokyo, where they The end credits of The Return of Godzilla (1984) feature a most unusual surprise for those who are searching for clues about Godzilla's love life--a love song to Godzilla, sung almost entirely in English by the Star Sisters, a trio of pop singers from the Netherlands of all places, titled "Love Theme". Lalala"), and in the fact that Godzilla went so far as to make his own karaoke tape to share with his family (on their 900 dollar karaoke machine). In Japanese, though, "oneechan" doesn't exclusively mean "older sister"it can also mean simply a girl who is older than you, especially when used by a child. Dayo is nearly blown up by errant missiles, but she manages to make her escape. Godzilla does so, and when Dayo notices, she gives a big smile again and says, "He did escape!" The song itself seems to be expressing heartfelt affection--we've got tears, we've got a picture locked in the heart (however that works), we've got yearning for a reunion but we also have Godzilla referred to several times as "old friend," and Godzilla's feelings for the unnamed singer are never mentioned.The song hints that Godzilla has left in search of something, but what that something might be is left unexplained. Man guarding door: That has nothing to do with me. But when Hayata, a childhood friend of Yayoi's who is in love with her, coordinates a military strike against Godzilla and transforms into Ultraman (sort of) to fight him for Yayoi's love, Godzilla is worn down. I love this commercialand Godzilla's daughter is INFINITELY cuter than any of his sons over the years. Some Godzilla somewhere must have birthed Minilla in the Showa continuity, not to mention Little Godzilla in the Heisei series and the Minilla who appears in Godzilla: Final Wars (2004). Still, it's difficult to build an LTR on brain control and reluctantly performed attempts at murder. I have received a message from my home planet, Godzilla Planet. When Godzilla manages this domestic feat, the woman's voice becomes very excited, exclaiming, "Very good, darling!" There is one girl who seems to have a mysterious relationship with Godzilla, but probably shouldn't be listed on the millisieverts of love scale. And who can forget Junior from Godzilla Island (1997), who has such a nice friendship with uber-cute alien babe Torema? Around the middle point, he And anyway, given how repulsive Cokra is, as well as Godzilla's nasty history with cockroaches (see Godzilla vs. Gigan [1972] and Godzilla vs. Megalon [1973] for details), the fact that they were together at all shows that the relationship really meant something to the Big G. Note: The chocolates Cokra gave Godzilla can be seen at the top of this article. The ridges on his back are glowing softly. Real committed there, bro. Here he nuzzles the egg THAT HE LATER ABANDONS! I did not want to wade through slash or other forms of romantic fan fiction, and so did not read any fan fiction novels or short stories online. Takedown request | View complete answer on godzilla.fandom.com Is battra male or female? Dayo, played by the amazingly-beautiful Kumi Mizuno, holds the considerable distinction of being the only woman in the entire Godzilla movie series that Godzilla has actually made eyes at. The house party is packed with people enjoying themselves. This particular Godzilla apparently has a thing for blond girls, because he sees what he thinks is a blond bombshell in a red dress and stoops to pick her up. Did he have a nose? For another, despite the attention he gave to Lamomma, he was also macking on a "cute curator" at about the same time. Mothra is also against the matchhow can he care for her? The cover states baldly in Japanese, "We wanted to see this kind of Godzilla!" Does Godzilla What Kaijus are female? In the fantasy world Steele creates, the monsters appear to simply exist for sex, as does Nancy herself (although she at least tells herself she will try to save the world from pollution after satisfying her libido as if that will ever happen). In the late 1970s, Godzilla (played by John Belushi, in a suit created by Robert Short for Hollywood Boulevard [1976]) appeared for an interview with Barbara Wawa on Saturday Night Live, and in the following interview, the two discussed some details of Godzilla's love life. Presumably Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin, frustrated by the lack of answers to these important questions, just decided to show how Godzilla doesn't need love to have children, and thus the Godzilla from 1998 just had his/her/its own babies through asexual reproduction. Naturally my family would have raised objections over the fact he was much taller than I was. Akane Yashiro develops similar feelings for the radioactive dinosaur in Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla (2002) after G carelessly squashes her teammate, so you could say that Akane fell in hate with Godzillacertainly not in love. By Kimmy Yam. The bigwigs congratulate Yuki on a job well-done, and Godzilla is shown to have a soft spot for cute pop singers. WebIshir Serizawa (, Serizawa Ishir?) Right now, on Godzilla Planet, something is happening. Yet Godzilla does not look kindly on their burgeoning monster love-fest and kills them off for their odious desire to reproduce. Mosuko, a female Mothra larvae that was watching the fight, then approaches SFG and chastises him, saying he must not fight, he must not be so violent. WebSince his introduction in 1954, Godzilla has become a worldwide pop-culture icon and to this date has starred in 36 films, the most recent being the 2021 film, Godzilla vs. Kong. Nothing but lust, presumably, given that they only just meet and mate. In the opening scene, SFG kicks the noxious snot out of Hedorah with a dramatic Goji-Dragon Punch. Unfortunately, he watches Rozan get blasted to smithereens right in front of his eyes, and that finally prompts his uber-pacifistic self to kick some Sunerian hinder. For some years now, there has been this bizarre image of Godzilla floating around the Internet in which the king of the monsters is dressed up as a barbarian and embracing a woman wearing vegetation-themed lingerie. As told in the unrelentingly raunchy (and decidedly unofficial) Debbie Does Monsterland novella/short story by Emma Steele, Nancy "Debbie" Archer is a fifty-foot woman with a monster-sized libido who, at the beginning of the story, is being held captive by the Hollywood Organization for Medical Experimentation (HOME). Note to everyone reading this review: it's not worth it. Forums - The Many Loves of Godzilla: An Exploration and Ranking of G Ghidera on the prowl for kaiju babes. After a series of events, Nic and Audrey find Komodithrax on a nearby volcanic island. (Note: In this movie, Godzilla borrows some of King Kong's libidoKong was the originally set to star in the movie, but Godzilla eventually took over. Have you ever wished you could see a Godzilla movie by the director of the horror movie, House (1977), with art design by, oh, Katsuhiro Otomo, the creator of Akira (1988) and Steamboy (2004)? In the 11th century, B.C., a group of Phoenicians made ), so Newzilla is becalmed by sweet soda that won't make her fat, and Godzilla scores a nice date (though she has a bit of a nasty temper, there). The humans decide to help Rozan the best way they know howby converting her body into a spaceship and sending her off into space with the baby inside. Spaceship-Rozan, utilizing a warp, manages to teleport outside our galaxy and must overcome many obstacles on the road to Godzilla Planetthose obstacles being, for example, rocks with beaks and a giant trickster alien cloak planet thing. Art by Sam Messerly. Snodgrass writes of Godzilla and Ghidera flirting and smashing up the city simultaneously. A big fight ensues, with the end result that Komodithrax, the egg, and the turtle all fall into a canyon. She makes a few more comments at the end about Godzilla's unmatchable heroism, again displaying her affection for the radioactive babe magnet: "Godzilla goes home But I think he will return again Human beings have a lust for expanding their territory to the very limit. Well, we never got a movie, but we did get an amazing two-part short story published in the Japanese version of Starlog magazine in the February and April issues from 1979and it was fully backed by Toho! I really want to get back home to Godzilla Planet, where my husband is waiting for me. Godzilla had a more long-term relationship with Miki Saegusa, who appeared in Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989), Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah (1991), Godzilla vs. Mothra (1992), Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II (1993), Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla (1994), and Godzilla vs. Destoroyah (1995)so you might look at theirs as a work relationship at least, and Miki occasionally shows some care for Godzilla. Godzilla seems positively anti-love in this film, perhaps feeling pretty burned and lonely himself. How can he raise children with her? Godzilla shows affection to K by nuzzling her, and then sets off to protect the egg. Godzilla is generally considered to be the most Minilla is never mentioned. Instead they are replaced by a buxom babe named Mizuno (I wonder who she is named after), who basically is just in the story for Hedorah to attack, his toxic sludge dissolving her clothes (of course). Even more importantly, Godzilla has to smash lots of boulders with his fist for some reason to progress from level to level (because when I think of Godzilla, I think of him smashing boulders with his fists), AND he has to work his way through a maze of levels while being guided by his dad about where to go! Then, at the end of the commercial, it is revealed that the crowd is actually excited about the lottery bonus draw Godzilla scratches his head and leaves looking really disappointed when he realizes that the crowd (and perhaps especially the babe) hardly even noticed him. But how does Godzilla actually feel about Nancy Archer? The blond babe practically passes out over her excitement about the stupid lottery, Godzilla stalks away, frustrated that all his bluster didn't get him noticed by the cute girl, The Cosmos as Street Fighter Godzilla pictures themwith enormous mammary glands. In a sequel commercial, the same woman's voice asks Godzilla to put up another light with a cover, which he immediately does (Godzilla is delighted to do whatever his love asks him to do). If not, how does one explain Godzilla's various children? Unfortunately evil erotic aliens (called Sunerians) are currently occupying Godzilla Planet, and their mission is to kill all the Godzillas in the universeapparently because Godzillas are super pacifists (!) When she sees documentary footage of Godzilla mating with Anguirus and Rodan, she takes it upon herself to escape HOME and make her way to Monsterland so she can partake in kaiju intercourse. View complete answer on scmp.com What is Godzilla's favorite food? Welcome to /r/GODZILLA, a place to admire the King of the Monsters and his many foes! Godzilla apparently wins the fight, and their feud is subdued. Sure, it's a decidedly consumeristic vision of blissful family life, but Godzilla SHOULD have some cash stashed from starring in so many movies over the years. In the story, Mechagodzilla kidnaps Anguirus because Mechagodzilla is determined to force the spiky one to become his friend. Then Godzilla chases off the humans because he is, quote, "googly" in love and "irrationally protective" of her. Godzilla responds by clapping his hands, so he is pretty excited to receive his woman's praise! At the end of the story, a maser cannon is used to project an image of the ESP girl onto the skyand she is revealed to be (big spoiler) Yuki Saito, a very famous singer and actress in real life who works for Tohoperhaps best known Stateside in her role as the original Sukeban Deka, or the Yo-Yo Cop Girl. From Jay Snodgrass's book of Godzilla-themed poetry Monster Zero comes one of Godzilla's especially shallow romantic relationsGhidera, the triple-headed playboy who Godzilla seduces in the poem "Godzilla in Drag." They definitely have the distinct overall design of Godzilla, albeit playfully tweaked. In other words, Godzilla's marriage to Juanita absolutely deserves the highest ranking on the millisieverts of love scale! Most exciting of all, we have a fan-translation of the entire story available now at Maser Patrol. The bigwigs argueand someone notes that women often have power over monsters, citing King Kong and Mothra as examples. An older lady, perhaps Godzilla's mother-in-law (often in Japan the older generation lives with their children well into seniority), smiles and perhaps sings along. Even back at the beginning of giant monster history, King Kong didn't exactly have a happy honeymoon with Ann Darrow, despite the romantic getaway atop the Empire State Building (hey, it worked out pretty well in Sleepless in Seattle). Godzilla shows a great deal of consideration towards Yayoi, trying to warm her when she is cold (and almost burning her up), cooking the delicious parts of a cow for her. The sadness is part of the process.". Godzilla: King Of The Monsters' Reviews Are So Stop it! Also, isnt Godzilla a great man? Fuji after much flirting and carrying on. Godzilla Earth: The Powers, Weaknesses and Enemies of Gojira's I think he would've made a great husbandcompared to all the men I've known." tiny maple-leaf back fins can be seen smashing a generic city. Note that she was also in love with the main character from the, A gorgeous brunette flirts with gusto in Godzilla's general direction, Mosuko confesses her love whilst staring wildly at Goji with frankly creepy eyes, Godzilla has saved the Spirit of the Beast Tree You could say she arose from her rose in this sequence, Warrior Godzilla embraces the Spirit of the Beast Tree and romantically err, issues instructions to her about how they are going to work together to save his buddies, Dayo notices Godzilla is coming and is not altogether pleased, Godzilla leers at Dayo, doing his best King Kong impression. However, given the fact that Godzilla lives with this girl suggests that they must be family, or like family. He manages to bring more fruit to Gojirin than Baragon does. Over 20,000 years, repeated propagation of Everyone is at their wit's end as to how to deal with Godzilla, but a kaiju scientist drawn to resemble Dr. Serizawa suggests bringing in the talents of an ESP girl who can converse with animals. (Apparently the folks on earth are just such jerk-faces that they somehow managed to provoke Rozan into stomping Tokyo or something.) Later, Godzilla goes on a mission to save Anguirusbut in order to do that, he has to recharge his flame breath by eating lots of fruit and fish. Gojirin was played by voice actress Akemi Okamura, who has done voices in numerous anime such as D. Gray-Man and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. In Japan, such overt love-nicknames are rare; more commonly, a wife will simply refer to her husband as "anata," which means "you.". Godzilla goes on to explain that he went to school with, and dated, Bette Midlerand that they actually went steady for two years, which is one of the most successful Godzilla romances recorded to date. Rating. Well, Godzilla finds that something in a giant Diet Dr. Pepper can (with straw! Yet anywhere and always Godzilla will continue to fight.". In the video, Godzilla in present day tells a story to his sister (who remains nameless) of how he learned addition. This little factoid also confirms Godzilla's taste in singers, as Bette Midler joins Lamomma and Yuki Saito in the list of musically talented former paramours. Godzilla makes short work of the raggedy bird, and Dayo gives Godzilla a big smileapparently she is warming up to him! Godzilla (With some other dudes helping to flesh out the story, too, mind.) The 1988 "illustrated novel" Godzilla Discovers America includes several love interestsmost prominently Cokra the Giant Cockroach, who is definitely in the running for the award of "most face-scrunchingly ugly kaiju of all time." 3, Mosuko nor the Cosmos can be seen. ), also dubbed Monster Zero, Titanus Ghidorah or just simply Ghidorah, is a giant extraterrestrial three-headed dragon daikaiju created by Legendary Pictures. Welcome to /r/GODZILLA, a place to admire the King of the Monsters and his many foes! (If you disobey Pajira, get ready to be scolded by Majira and have to redo the level.) ), Baragon, Rodan, Gamera, and Kumonga (?!?!? (Good thing, too, because Zilla doesn't have any lips, which would make a lip-lock impossible, and thus making-out would become really uncomfortable.)